Major Edits

Ok, I just edited a bunch of the original post and changed some of the stuff around that we all decided on later. Still not sure if you guys have done any of that stuff, but there's a lot to do still, so let's got on it.

Twammer's Achievements

So, I tried editing the original post to cross off the stuff I had completed, but I guess I'm gonna have to talk to Brian bc I couldn't get it to work. So here are the things I have completed, or at least made partial dents in so far:

7) Bud Light Lime, Woodchuck, Ed Hardy Tiger Beer [?] (I think there might be others, but I can't remember.
10) Eat an entire meal with chopsticks. (video evidence to prove it)
37) Saw my Best Friend's Wedding, delightful but probably not a classic. And i think we might have to be all together for that one.
39) Finished a sudoku. (Also have it in my backpack. I feel Brian and the Witz aren't very trusting.)
43) I already know how to iron clothes. I guess Katie can watch for proof one of the slap bet commissioners.
45) Brian said my bunk bed looked like a fort lol. Probably doesn't count though...
60) Finished rough draft of timeline for the script. Currently working on expanding in case Brian forgot or never knew about the stories.
73) Got a buzz cut. Although it's just my usual haircut so Brian or Katie might make me go shorter.
80) Voted for the local politicians. (Mark Kirk is really the only one who comes to mind)

So, that's all for now. I want to try and finish Good Omens in the next week or so. We'll see how that works out.

Well, I did it, kids. I no longer have a MySpace account. I never check it, and I haven't updated it in almost two years. I think it's time. I made sure I didn't lose any blog posts that I wanted to keep (I actually chose to just lose them all; none of them were very important, nor did I necessarily like what I had written in them) and honestly, I don't feel anything. I know, it's just a social networking p.o.s. blah blah blah. But anyway, I thought it would be a tougher thing to do. Nope!

Brothers at Sea

And Now For Some Relevant Information...

Today I am officially a contributor. Woohoo!!

Saw this on FML, HILARIOUS!

Today, I was having sex with a guy, and as he came, he shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” His roommate shouted back, “FINISH HER!” FML

Conversation I had with Trammy -- in my head.

Trammy: Dude, that's so gay.

Brian: (Mocking Hilary Duff's PSA) You shouldn't say that. Do you even know what you're saying when you say that? (Both burst with laughter)

Trammy: Best PSA ever!

Brian: Dude, totally! Still, you know what I would've done if she said that to me?

Trammy: (Rolls eyes) Oh boy.

Brian: What? I was just going to say that--

Trammy: (Interrupting Brian) Don't! Even finish that statement.

Brian: (Shocked) Aw! Come on man!

Trammy: Dude, I really don't want to hear how you're going to defile a wholesome girl like Hilary Duff.

Brian: Wholesome?! I thought she got veneers because she kept chipping teeth while being gang banged in her whorish, Disney soaked mouth. I mean come one, what do think she meant when she sang, (sings in high pitched, girlie voice) "Let the rain fall down"?

Trammy: And there it is. Even when I try to stop you, I can't.

Brian: Nope! Oh wait, didn't she date that gay dude in Good Charlotte?

Trammy: Umm. I thought Benji was the gay one.

Brian: Really? I thought all of Good Charlotte was gay for each other; what with all their guy-liner, frosted tips, and their song that proved they were gay: (sings with a nasally whine) "Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money." And then he proceeded to sing the word "guys" 5 or 6 times in succession.

Trammy: Anyway --

Brian: What if it were Miley Cyrus?

Trammy: Isn't she like, 15?

Brian: 17! Legal in Illinois, and she has all of those hot pics of herself in her bra and panties.

Trammy: Dude, gross!

Brian: What? 15's the new 19!

Trammy: Seriously?

Brian: Umm, only always! And you know what that means? Dakota Fanning--

Trammy (Interrupting Brian) Ok, too far!

Brian: Dammit. Sorry.

Trammy: No you're not!

Brian: Hey, you know more than anyone that I just say these things because they're funny, and because everyone is thinking them, but nobody has the balls to say them.

Trammy: No, everyone else doesn't care enough to say those things.